11 Email Subject Lines That Everyone Dreads

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I read most of my emails in the morning, half asleep (I am not a morning person).

Every day at around 9 am, like a beast woken from her beauty sleep, I make an instinctive grab for my iPhone hiding somewhere underneath the blankets. After checking the time, I immediately start to scroll through emails. I suppose it's a way of slowly preparing myself for the day's onslaught of work.

Occasionally, however, I get emails that wake me up faster than a triple espresso. You know the sort. The ones with subject lines that make your heart skip a beat and make your eyes do a double take. In dedication to these, ahem, pesky awakenings, here are the worst emails subject lines you never ever want to see in your inbox.

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What emails do you dread? Do tell (and entertain) in the comments!



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  • Claudia says:

    Oh my, you cracked me with up the subject: 37 Reasons you’re still not Married”

    this is a spot on! My mother actually sent me an e-mail containing links to some articles about why am I still not married. Ugh, mothers, really!!

  • Sophie says:

    Back on my last job in an office, the first 3 subjects were really dreadful (plus the one from the bank), I usually receive them once a month. But the rest of the emails above, oh my goodness, what were those senders thinking?? Thanks for sharing this, it perked me up 🙂

  • Natashia says:

    The third to the last one? Oh My Gosh! Is this real? Oh, I don’t know what would I ever do if I got an email with a subject line like that. Gosh, I swear, that would readily be taken to the spam folder. Ha ha!

  • I totally agree with all of these! I dread those kinds of subject lines on my emails. Sometimes, I just want to chuck ’em all out or transfer to Junk Mails. The one from the bank is my most dreaded one. (Shh… I’m a big spender, that’s why)

  • Nancy says:

    If I were to receive those kinds of subjects on my inbox, I would rather sleep all day through! Those are really incredulous!

  • Misty Dew says:

    Oh gosh, I can’t believe these kinds of emails are being sent. But yes, I’ve actually at least two of the ones listed above. Still, it’s really something I don’t like receiving anytime soon!

  • Aaliyah Jane says:

    Ha, this post almost had me rolling on the floor! Seriously?! Those are the worst e-mails that one would really be dreading to receive. I’m lucky I haven’t gotten those kinds of email before… Well, except for that one from the bank, though, it’s worded differently. 🙂

  • Queenie says:

    You’re absolutely right. I never want to get any of those emails ever.. They’re silly and ridiculous 🙂

  • Brenda says:

    Oh, those subject lines are attention-grabbing indeed, but I would rather not open them when I wake up. Tee-hee!

  • Angelique P. says:

    I love this post, so realistic and fun! Yes, unfortunately, I’ve received some of those emails with those subject lines. A real morning wake-up call experience, if I must say so..

  • Sienna says:

    Oh my goodness! I can’t believe some people would actually send emails like that. I think I’m not gonna have a good day if I receive any of these in the subject line.

  • MJ says:

    I can’t imagine not starting my day with my emails. As much as possible, I want to tackle all that needs to be done by checking my inbox the moment I wake up. But yes, when you do receive mails with any of those subject lines, I’d rather continue sleeping and not opening them until the end of the day.

  • Serena says:

    Those are indeed dreadful and horrible emails! I wouldn’t open them if I were you. LOL

  • Pamela says:

    Waking up to those kinds of e-mail messages will certainly give me migraine the whole day!

  • Johanna says:

    I’m just shaking my head and can’t believe emails like that are being sent sometimes. I have to admit there’s one subject line there that was really sent to me, and oh boy, it wasn’t a pleasant email… Tsk

  • Vilma C. says:

    Save the Date!! Oh my goodness, would you believe me that I’ve actually received that before – from my ex! I definitely feel the dread you’re referring to with these kinds of subjects on emails!

  • Courtney says:

    The one’s I’ve been receiving lately (and kind of annoy me, but not dreading) are those Amazon deals! But other than that, I also get some from the banks. I wish I wouldn’t receive any of those emails you posted above.

  • Arianne says:

    Oh, I agree with you and everyone else. These might just be the worst and most dreadful subject lines I’ve ever read and never wanted to read ever.

  • Thalia Chica says:

    Hmm, some of the email subjects above are quite intimidating, like the one from the ex, and from the bank, the others, absurd and ridiculous!

  • jennifer says:

    This is really weird.. I actually received most of those emails before. Even the one from my mom. gosh, it sucks sometimes to be single and all at the age of 30+ … 🙁

  • Josie says:

    Pesky morning e-mails indeed! I’m thanking my lucky stars because I haven’t received any of those emails, and pray not to receive them at all in the future 🙂

  • loreleichung says:

    Oh these aren’t just dreadful. I think these kinds of emails are horrible! I wouldn’t want to touch my inbox anytime again if I get any of those.

  • Beverly says:

    I’ve actually seen and received at least two of the emails above and I never want to get those again. Ever.

  • Rosie St.Paul says:

    I couldn’t imagine functioning properly the whole day if I’d be receiving a bunch of emails like that. Oh no, these would surely ruin my whole day, I assure you.

  • Olivia says:

    Actually, these subject lines just had me laughing, these are unbelievable, to say the least. I’m quite lucky I haven’t received any of these emails. Thank goodness!

  • Margaret says:

    Hmm, let’s see.. So far, the e-mail I most often received is from my boss, asking me to see him/her later. It’s not really a dreadful email subject, although sometimes, it was more like a warning when things didn’t go as planned. Luckily, that’s the one I often get and I’ve learned not to dread it anymore.

  • Gabrielle says:

    I personally think those subject lines were cute and harmless, if not stating warnings. Except for the one from your “ex”and “fling” which I found quite disturbing.. Hmm, I don’t know, maybe it’s just me reacting because I just got away from a bad ex. 🙂

  • Aaliyah Jane says:

    Some of those emails sound like warnings, still others made it sound like you’re in debt. Ah, I never want to receive any of those emails in the future, too!

  • Helena says:

    Hmm, those e-mails are not so bad.. or am I just missing something? Maybe those bank notes and memos from the boss are quite scary, but the rest, I think I can laugh them off.. 🙂

  • Ellen says:

    I particularly detest those emails that come from my bank, boss and ex. ’nuff said 😉

  • Charlotte says:

    Ha Ha, these are definitely funny if not dreadful subject lines! Love the one from “mom” and the bank account!

  • Valerie says:

    Oh, those aren’t so bad… Except for the bank note, of course, everyone hates that. Me included. Gotta love the others, though, they sound quite funny to me..

  • Tatiana says:

    I wouldn’t want to receive any of those emails too. Good thing I won’t be opening any email of that kind anytime soon!

  • Taylor says:

    These e-mail subjects just had me laughing.. Yeah, kinda dreadful but hilarious nonetheless..

  • Gee Wilkins says:

    Actually, some of these emails sounds really funny. But yeah, I wouldn’t want to receive any of those 🙂

  • Thelma says:

    Ohmygosh! These are actually hilarious! I’d get a kick out of these email subjects, wouldn’t mind receiving one of them, especially those about not getting married yet. LOL

  • Helga says:

    Holy guacamole! Are these real emails? Oh my… I wouldn’t want to receive any of those! although some are outrageously funny, still… I’d be filtering my mailbox instead.

  • Sharon Belks says:

    Oh my head’s spinning from all these email subjects! As in seriously? There are emails that contain these stuffs? I’d be aghast if ever I receive one! Good thing I haven’t!

  • Christine J says:

    Oh gosh, I really wish I won’t b receiving any of this emails soon. I don’t know what to do if I get one like those.

  • Jacq says:

    Oh this email subjects are hilarious! I had a great time reading the subject lines, but… I never want to receive them. Ha ha.

  • Donnalyn says:

    Oh my… these had me laughing out loud rolling on the floor!! Those email subjects are already quirky, what more of the body of the email, eh?

  • nikkiannie says:

    Are these for real????

  • Michaella says:

    Emails that I dread are probable the ones that come from my banks. Sad, but true..

  • Nerissa says:

    Can I tell you a secret? I always dread that email from my boss asking me to see him in his office. I always get nervous and afraid. Ugh.

  • Irina says:

    Uh-oh.. These are indeed way nasty. Lucky me, I haven’t received anything like these.

  • Lauren says:

    Oh gosh… I so agree with you. Some of these are awful 🙁 Good thing I haven’t been on the receiving end of these emails.

  • Demetria says:

    Those emails from the “Boss” and the “ex” and the “fling” were sure unwanted. Uh oh.

  • Denise says:

    Those are really hilarious!

  • Mabel Hastings says:

    These email subjects are my nightmare! Oh god. Good thing I haven’t received any of these kind!

  • Kelly C. says:

    I agree, those emails are just awful and awkward to read…